This clever ad ran in the fall of 1999. Any resemblance to gameshows or gameshow hosts, either living or dead, is purely coincidental. No gameshow contestants were harmed in any way during the production of this advertisement. The text from this ad is reprinted below:

SELECTION

The largest selection of bobcat mannikins in the world is offered by this supply company.

This company carries more wild boar forms than anyone else in the entire world.

The world's number one selection of fish mannikins is available only at this company.

You would go here to fine more artificial bird heads than anywhere else in the world.

With almost 1,000 models, this company has the USA's largest selection of repro fish.

INNOVATION

The proud sponsors of taxidermy's most prestigious award for "Most Artistic Entry."

The leading web site for the taxidermy industry is underwritten by this company.

Known as "The World's Leader in Taxidermy Innovation."

Creators of the Taxidermy.Net forums, seen daily by 1000 visitors.

Dozens of industry-wide technological innovations were developed here.

AIRBRUSHING

Where to find Aztek, Paasche, Omni, and Vega airbrushes at the lowest prices.

Manufacturer of Polytranspar Airbrush Paint, the choice of champions for 16 years.

The only company to distribute all major airbrush paint brands for taxidermy use.

Where you can get an ounce to a gallon of any airbrush paint color on any day.

This company has hundreds of paint schedules for most common species.

TAXIDERMY

The first taxidermy company to offer anatomically accurate fish mannikins.

Positive set jaw sets and eye sockets from this company's forms save you precious time.

The best taxidermy book series on the market is published by this company.

The first anatomically accurate bird mannikins were introduced in 1986 by this company.

With supplies from Antelope to Zebra, this is your one-stop taxidermy superstore.

"W" WORDS

Leading taxidermy supply company located in Monroe, Georgia.

Their phone number is 1-800-334-8012. Fax is 770-267-8970. Office is 770-267-3625.

Their gigantic web site is located on the world wide web at www.taxidermy.com.

Five-letter acronym for Wildlife Artist Supply Company.

Their address is 1306 West Spring Street, P.O. Box 967, Monroe, GA 30655.